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thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

(via kiyoshisaito)

piperonni:

I just did this to my fiancee and he laughed and said okay.

piperonni:

I just did this to my fiancee and he laughed and said okay.

(Source: 4nnalouise, via kiyoshisaito)

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

(Source: wantapostcard, via kiyoshisaito)

stripclubcoupons:

lifemadesimple:

Step by Step: A Great way of Painting your own Mural without Knowing how to Draw

(via kiyoshisaito)

Things British People Say During Sex:

princemoth:

  • Tally ho, old sport
  • Whistling dippers
  • Gosh golly gosh and heavens
  • Ya minger innit blud brrrrap
  • Butter my crumpets
  • Aye sonny jim
  • BOB’S YER UNCLE
  • Tickity-boo
  • My wo r d
  • Good show, old chap
  • Tbh I need a cuppa can we do this later

(Source: gendernewts, via you-deserve-to-laugh)